"I'm not dating Anthony, but we face banged hard core at the movies...and we plan on going to..."

"A few months ago I ate about 3 french pastries...it was totally decadent... tasted so good but..."

"I am so glad I didn't vote liberal."

"So, I had a boyfriend and he was making me really upset. I wanted to break up with him, but..."

"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"I pissed in a wine bottle once as a child. Later, I actually saw a bum try to drink it thinking..."

"I have an uncommon fetish with pantyhose... not wearing it, but seeing it on women. I love it..."

"I started a cookie club in my class in grade school. Everyone who signed up got a free cookie..."

"I broke up with my boyfriend of two years, hoping he would stop smoking pot and doing pills...."

"I love girls in pantyhose. It's been one of my fetishes since I was young. My ex-girlfriend..."

"I have made "cheat sheets" for exams... many times. I always obsess about my physical appearance..."

"i sleep with my boss. well, sleep is a euphamism. i have sex with my boss. i let him because..."

"I'm so scared that I'll lose you forever. That you'll realize you don't deserve my bullshit and trust..."

"I should have brought her a smile of pure confidence and satisfaction. I should have made her..."

"I've been with my boyfriend for almost a year now..and it's really great...sometimes i even think..."