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"I have made "cheat sheets" for exams... many times. I always obsess about my physical appearance..."

"I started a cookie club in my class in grade school. Everyone who signed up got a free cookie..."

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"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"I am so glad I didn't vote liberal."

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"I am just this simple, boring woman but I have this explosive, creative side to me. I often..."

"i'm a 21 year old single mom of 2, sometimes i think about being with a girl, i have never..."

"I'm not dating Anthony, but we face banged hard core at the movies...and we plan on going to..."

"I have done no work this week, my boss is sitting in my office while i type this. haha little..."

"I have an uncommon fetish with pantyhose... not wearing it, but seeing it on women. I love it..."

"I broke up with my boyfriend of two years, hoping he would stop smoking pot and doing pills...."