"I'm so scared that I'll lose you forever. That you'll realize you don't deserve my bullshit and trust..."

"So, I had a boyfriend and he was making me really upset. I wanted to break up with him, but..."

"I should have brought her a smile of pure confidence and satisfaction. I should have made her..."

"i sleep with my boss. well, sleep is a euphamism. i have sex with my boss. i let him because..."

"A few months ago I ate about 3 french pastries...it was totally decadent... tasted so good but..."

"I broke up with my boyfriend of two years, hoping he would stop smoking pot and doing pills...."

"I started a cookie club in my class in grade school. Everyone who signed up got a free cookie..."

"I have made "cheat sheets" for exams... many times. I always obsess about my physical appearance..."

"I have done no work this week, my boss is sitting in my office while i type this. haha little..."

"I just found out my girlfriend was fooling around on me. It was obvious when I smelled her panties...."

"I am so glad I didn't vote liberal."

"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"I pissed in a wine bottle once as a child. Later, I actually saw a bum try to drink it thinking..."

"I am just this simple, boring woman but I have this explosive, creative side to me. I often..."

"I've been with my boyfriend for almost a year now..and it's really great...sometimes i even think..."