"My Mother-in-law is such a bitch to me but she only does it when my husband isn't around.They..."

"When my daughter told me she would marry her boyfriend I was only concerned with her happiness...."

"Sometimes, when i get nervous, i stick my hands in my armpits and then i pull them out and smell..."

"Okay well , i used to have this bestfriend . well her and her bf broke up and me and him started..."

"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"I broke up with my boyfriend of two years, hoping he would stop smoking pot and doing pills...."

"I was introducing to a girl name Alex six months ago who has a boyfriend. I have a girlfriend..."

"I should have brought her a smile of pure confidence and satisfaction. I should have made her..."

"I continually lust after and fantasize about a man I've known for quite a while. In fact, no..."

"i like girls. i like them nice and pretty and feminine and tight. i like girls to kiss and..."

"I'm not dating Anthony, but we face banged hard core at the movies...and we plan on going to..."

"This is my third consecutive year participating in the Weekend for Breast Cancer 60km walk...."

"I have done no work this week, my boss is sitting in my office while i type this. haha little..."

"I have an uncommon fetish with pantyhose... not wearing it, but seeing it on women. I love it..."

"Should I feel bad that I am constantly thinking about this woman in our neigbourhood? I find myself..."