"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"well, i did the dumbest thing. i slept with my boss. he's married, i'm married. now i'm sorta..."

"I am happily married now to a great guy and we have a good sex life. I had a hot affair with..."

"I am so afraid of spiders, but have a pet snake. Does this make any sense?"

"i sleep with my boss. well, sleep is a euphamism. i have sex with my boss. i let him because..."

"I feel bad that I find myself constantly ruminating about revenge. I want to do something mean..."

"My wife and I have been married for three years. I have always been the bread winner in the family...."

"I have a new boyfriend. He is still friends with his ex. He says she is just a friend and is..."

"Most of my childhood I was a relatively normal. Wanted the latest things, to go out with friends......."

" I got into this relationship and i feel so guilty about it. I met this great guy...and at first..."

"I told him I wanted it to be romantic. but that's for the first few times. What he doesn't..."

"I have been married for five years and it is a second marriage for both of us. At first, my..."

"i like girls. i like them nice and pretty and feminine and tight. i like girls to kiss and..."

"I just found out my girlfriend was fooling around on me. It was obvious when I smelled her panties...."

"I'm a 48 year old father of 2, and my kids have never seen my feet. In fact, I've never even walked..."