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"I secretly lust after many of my female co-workers.sometimes to the point of release."

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"I have done no work this week, my boss is sitting in my office while i type this. haha little..."

"When my daughter told me she would marry her boyfriend I was only concerned with her happiness...."

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"I am a young woman in love. My male companion of five years means everthing to me. We share..."

"i like girls. i like them nice and pretty and feminine and tight. i like girls to kiss and..."