"I pissed in a wine bottle once as a child. Later, I actually saw a bum try to drink it thinking..."

"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"well, i did the dumbest thing. i slept with my boss. he's married, i'm married. now i'm sorta..."

"I have a fetish for pantyhose. Pantyhose on others male and female. I have worn pantyhose many..."

"When my daughter told me she would marry her boyfriend I was only concerned with her happiness...."

"I was introducing to a girl name Alex six months ago who has a boyfriend. I have a girlfriend..."

"I am so glad I didn't vote liberal."

"I wish to have as much money as possible"

"God. I did it again today. I had sex with my new boyfriend. We have been together for a little..."

"When I play cards, my best advantage is people who wear glasses. I have 20/20 vision and can..."

"I have been married for five years and it is a second marriage for both of us. At first, my..."

"This is my third consecutive year participating in the Weekend for Breast Cancer 60km walk...."

"I have an uncommon fetish with pantyhose... not wearing it, but seeing it on women. I love it..."

"I have made "cheat sheets" for exams... many times. I always obsess about my physical appearance..."

"Most of my childhood I was a relatively normal. Wanted the latest things, to go out with friends......."