"Okay well , i used to have this bestfriend . well her and her bf broke up and me and him started..."

"well, i did the dumbest thing. i slept with my boss. he's married, i'm married. now i'm sorta..."

"I have to get this off my feathers... I am a duck.. I had an argument with my best friend. I suffer..."

"I am so afraid of spiders, but have a pet snake. Does this make any sense?"

"Whether you care to admit it, you have something you need to get off your mind... and we all..."

"When I play cards, my best advantage is people who wear glasses. I have 20/20 vision and can..."

"Should I feel bad that I am constantly thinking about this woman in our neigbourhood? I find myself..."

"I just found out my girlfriend was fooling around on me. It was obvious when I smelled her panties...."

"I have a new boyfriend. He is still friends with his ex. He says she is just a friend and is..."

"I recently received a telephone call from a client. They offered me a position with their company..."

"I'm so scared that I'll lose you forever. That you'll realize you don't deserve my bullshit and trust..."

"I wish to have as much money as possible"

"I am so glad I didn't vote liberal."

"I've been with my boyfriend for almost a year now..and it's really great...sometimes i even think..."

"i sleep with my boss. well, sleep is a euphamism. i have sex with my boss. i let him because..."