"Sometimes, when i get nervous, i stick my hands in my armpits and then i pull them out and smell..."

"I have a new boyfriend. He is still friends with his ex. He says she is just a friend and is..."

"I am so glad I didn't vote liberal."

"I'm so in love with my best friend. I don't know whether to tell them or not."

"I often have this dream that I can walk fine, but can't run. I'm worried that this may be my..."

"I'm not afraid of the dark, unless something touches me unexpectedly."

"I recently received a telephone call from a client. They offered me a position with their company..."

"well, i did the dumbest thing. i slept with my boss. he's married, i'm married. now i'm sorta..."

"Whether you care to admit it, you have something you need to get off your mind... and we all..."

"i like girls. i like them nice and pretty and feminine and tight. i like girls to kiss and..."

"My name is Barry and I have an embarrassing confession. About 4 years ago, I was role-playing..."

"I pissed in a wine bottle once as a child. Later, I actually saw a bum try to drink it thinking..."

"When I play cards, my best advantage is people who wear glasses. I have 20/20 vision and can..."

"A few months ago I ate about 3 french pastries...it was totally decadent... tasted so good but..."

"Once I got badly bitten by a dog and was then afraid of them. I then bought a dog of my own..."