"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"So, I had a boyfriend and he was making me really upset. I wanted to break up with him, but..."

"I wish to have as much money as possible"

"When I was younger, I borrowed a few thousand bucks from a friend to fix my car. I never did..."

"I am a young woman in love. My male companion of five years means everthing to me. We share..."

"I continually lust after and fantasize about a man I've known for quite a while. In fact, no..."

"i like girls. i like them nice and pretty and feminine and tight. i like girls to kiss and..."

"A few months ago I ate about 3 french pastries...it was totally decadent... tasted so good but..."

"I broke up with my boyfriend of two years, hoping he would stop smoking pot and doing pills...."

"This is my third consecutive year participating in the Weekend for Breast Cancer 60km walk...."

"I recently received a telephone call from a client. They offered me a position with their company..."

"Once I got badly bitten by a dog and was then afraid of them. I then bought a dog of my own..."

"When I play cards, my best advantage is people who wear glasses. I have 20/20 vision and can..."

"I am so glad I didn't vote liberal."

"Too many young women have been denied the opportunity to nurture their children and too many children..."