"I have to get this off my feathers... I am a duck.. I had an argument with my best friend. I suffer..."

"i found my mom's vibrater under the covers of the bed it was pink and looked like a guys thingy..........EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..."

"When I was younger, I borrowed a few thousand bucks from a friend to fix my car. I never did..."

"I started a cookie club in my class in grade school. Everyone who signed up got a free cookie..."

"I have done no work this week, my boss is sitting in my office while i type this. haha little..."

"I broke up with my boyfriend of two years, hoping he would stop smoking pot and doing pills...."

"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"God. I did it again today. I had sex with my new boyfriend. We have been together for a little..."

"I am so afraid of spiders, but have a pet snake. Does this make any sense?"

"I'm not afraid of the dark, unless something touches me unexpectedly."

"I'm so scared that I'll lose you forever. That you'll realize you don't deserve my bullshit and trust..."

"I am just this simple, boring woman but I have this explosive, creative side to me. I often..."

"I'm so in love with my best friend. I don't know whether to tell them or not."

"Once, when I was young, I found my parents secret satsh of money that my dad had hidden in the..."

"I have been married for five years and it is a second marriage for both of us. At first, my..."