"i like girls. i like them nice and pretty and feminine and tight. i like girls to kiss and..."

"I pissed in a wine bottle once as a child. Later, I actually saw a bum try to drink it thinking..."

"i sleep with my boss. well, sleep is a euphamism. i have sex with my boss. i let him because..."

" I got into this relationship and i feel so guilty about it. I met this great guy...and at first..."

"I am happily married now to a great guy and we have a good sex life. I had a hot affair with..."

"When I was younger, I borrowed a few thousand bucks from a friend to fix my car. I never did..."

"Whether you care to admit it, you have something you need to get off your mind... and we all..."

"When my daughter told me she would marry her boyfriend I was only concerned with her happiness...."

"I broke up with my boyfriend of two years, hoping he would stop smoking pot and doing pills...."

"I'm a 48 year old father of 2, and my kids have never seen my feet. In fact, I've never even walked..."

"I found my moms vibrater and played with it silly, then cleaned it and put it back where I found..."

"I feel bad that I find myself constantly ruminating about revenge. I want to do something mean..."

"I have a new boyfriend. He is still friends with his ex. He says she is just a friend and is..."

"I am so afraid of spiders, but have a pet snake. Does this make any sense?"

"My wife and I have been married for three years. I have always been the bread winner in the family...."