"I'm not afraid of the dark, unless something touches me unexpectedly."

"When I was younger, I borrowed a few thousand bucks from a friend to fix my car. I never did..."

"When I play cards, my best advantage is people who wear glasses. I have 20/20 vision and can..."

"I secretly lust after many of my female co-workers.sometimes to the point of release."

"I found my moms vibrater and played with it silly, then cleaned it and put it back where I found..."

"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"I often have this dream that I can walk fine, but can't run. I'm worried that this may be my..."

"I am so glad I didn't vote liberal."

"Most of my childhood I was a relatively normal. Wanted the latest things, to go out with friends......."

" I got into this relationship and i feel so guilty about it. I met this great guy...and at first..."

"I’ve been dying to experience having sex with two guys…..is this normal"

"I had an affair with my boss."

"I am so afraid of spiders, but have a pet snake. Does this make any sense?"

"I broke up with my boyfriend of two years, hoping he would stop smoking pot and doing pills...."

"Okay well , i used to have this bestfriend . well her and her bf broke up and me and him started..."