"I have done no work this week, my boss is sitting in my office while i type this. haha little..."

"i found my mom's vibrater under the covers of the bed it was pink and looked like a guys thingy..........EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..."

"Once, when I was young, I found my parents secret satsh of money that my dad had hidden in the..."

"I have an uncommon fetish with pantyhose... not wearing it, but seeing it on women. I love it..."

"I told him I wanted it to be romantic. but that's for the first few times. What he doesn't..."

"When I was younger, I borrowed a few thousand bucks from a friend to fix my car. I never did..."

"I'm 24 years old and I wear nappies"

" I got into this relationship and i feel so guilty about it. I met this great guy...and at first..."

"Sometimes, when i get nervous, i stick my hands in my armpits and then i pull them out and smell..."

"I'm a 48 year old father of 2, and my kids have never seen my feet. In fact, I've never even walked..."

"I found my moms vibrater and played with it silly, then cleaned it and put it back where I found..."

"I wish to have as much money as possible"

"God. I did it again today. I had sex with my new boyfriend. We have been together for a little..."

"I get my dark, sexy tan by passing out on the lawn drunk."

"When my daughter told me she would marry her boyfriend I was only concerned with her happiness...."