"So, I had a boyfriend and he was making me really upset. I wanted to break up with him, but couldn't bring myself to do it. So instead of just growin' up and dumpin' him, I decided to cheat on him with one of my really good friends. After that I must have went sex crazzy, because I then had sex my best friend, fooled around with my best females friends ex, currently talkin' to my ex, & then there is still another guy. Now, me and my boyfriend are broke up, my best friend is mad at me, and I am still talking to my best friends ex, my best friend, another friend, and my ex. The only thing that is wrong is... I don't feel bad. For once I am happy, I just don't want to be a heart breaker."